Take 5 #008

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My boys are in love with “Pants on the ground.” They especially like to change up the lyrics for different situations and subject matters. My favorite adaptation is:

♫ …Boobies on the ground – Boobies on the ground

Lookin like a grandma w/ your boobies on the ground

Pants hiked up – dentures in yo’ mouth

Looking like a grandma w/ your boobies on the ground … ♫

Only my kids…

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While sitting in the ophthalmologist’s office waiting for his appointment, Colby was browsing a catalogue to kill time.

“Why do they put these glasses on hot chicks? ‘Cause you know when a girl gets glasses… she don’t EVEN look this hot.”

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WARNING: May cause SEVERE but TEMPORARY eye injury.

This I read on the dog’s shampoo bottle – as we are bathing him…

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I adore reading, but I have trouble concentrating on useless notices my kids bring in from school. It seems even though they email 99% of notices in this modern era, they just can’t help themselves and must print out gibberish for parents to read. Most of it is indeed garbage; but imagine my plight when the Sasquatch brought in a 12pager. Ah yeah, 12 pages of information that I actually need to read. My brain hurts just thinking about it.

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Ready for spring … just as soon as I lose this 5lbs… again.